I'm a Warrior!!

My friend and I are signing up for the Warrior Dash in August. I'm so psyched! It's 3.20 "hellish" miles where you climb walls, run through tires, jump over fire, and best of all CRAWL THROUGH MUD!! I'm very excited about crawling through the mud and sliding down the mudslide. They also give you warrior helmets and a warrior horn to blow when you finish and free beer at the end (I'm still finding it hilarious that after you run this thing they hand you a huge pint of beer but I guess it's for carb replenishment ;) ).

I found my club outfit last night; I couldn't believe I could actually fit into a medium dress from Charlotte Russe. It is short though but I was looking at dresses that people wear to clubs and they are all short (some even shorter), so I will fit right in with my fellow skanks. Very simple:

The heels are what I call my "GaGa" shoes. They're Candies that I've had forever and are super comfortable!

Also got some bras last night at Macy's (finally!!!). They hold the girls pretty well and nothing falls out when I bend over so I guess that's a plus. I still don't see why bras are 1) so damn expensive and 2) so friggin ugly for women with huge tits. You had to see some of these things. One day hopefully I will make enough money to get a boob lift so I don't have to worry about strap size and minimizing this and maximizing that!

Oh I almost forgot my song of the day!
Day 2: Your Least Favorite Song
BEP: "Imma Be" ~ I effing HATE the BEP with a fiery passion; I can tolerate some of their stuff if I have to but I would rather stick a pencil in my ear than listen to this song! It is SO ANNOYING!!! They are so God awful, I can't even stand it. I'm sorry but if you need effects to mask the fact that you have zero musical talent and you blow live, you're NOT an artist and should not win ANY kind of award PERIOD!!!